funny horse sayings

Got any horse qoutes or jokes you want to share? Please. Easy 10 pt.s for best answer!?

hey do you guys know of any funny quotes are lists of funny horse sayings or jokes? I know it’s random but i’ll pick best answer. 10 pt.s

Thanks in advance!

“if i smell like mint, i was feeding my horse treats. if i smell like shampoo, i gave my horse a bath. if i smell like manure, i tripped.”

“yes, i smell like a horse. No, i don’t see it as a problem.”

“my [insert horse breed here] is smarter than your honor student!”

“all i need to know in life i learned from my horse
1. when in doubt, run far, far away.
2. you can never have too many treats.
3. passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4. everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
5. great legs and a nice rear can get you anywhere. big brown eyes help, too.
6. when you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
7. in times of crisis, take a poop.
8. act dumb when faced with a task you don’t want to do.
9. a swift kick in the butt will get anyone’s attention.
10. love those who love you back… especially if they have something good to eat!

“horses ate my homework”

“don’t worry, be appy” (an appaloosa fan saying)

“make your butt look smaller, ride a draft”

“got carrots?”

“saddle up, mount up, shut up, and hang on!”

“strollers are for city babies… i prefer the saddle”

“say whatever you want about me… but don’t talk about my horse!”

“Riding (n): the art of keeping the horse between you and the ground.”

“horses are afraid of 2 things:
1. things that move, &
2. things that don’t.”

“rider checklist:
- having fun
- broken ribs
- broken arm
- broken leg
- concussion
- still having fun”

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Waltur Paints Himself into a Corner and Other Stories $11.14 “Putting the cart before the horse” and “painting yourself into a corner” are a few of the funny everyday sayings explored and explained to Waltur and his friends, Matilda and Darwin, in this amusing collection of three short early reader stories.